Dogs.

Now presenting: DOGS! Yes, it's true, Kaiju Big Battel: Fighto Fantasy now includes multiple dogs. More than three different dogs will appear! Will they help you track down Dr. Cube? Will they aid you in battle? No and no. They're dogs, come on, just let them chill and do their thing. This isn't their fight. Maybe Cube even likes dogs, I don't know. Does anyone know? Even if he says he totally hates dogs, there's a really good chance that he's lying to keep up the bad guy show. He probably likes dogs. He probably thinks pugs are funny.

They are pretty funny. Good dogs, breathing's kind of worrying sometimes and yeah they can be loud, but that's true for all of us, right? No need to judge them so harshly. They're our friends and they eat the trash we're too lazy to pick up. Big, hairy land Plecostomus. Plecostomuses? We should look to them to guide us in tough, stupid times. Dumb times for all of us right now, right? I think I'm right.